
Donald Trump Fired Biden

In a stunning twist that has left political analysts speechless and late-night comedians rejoicing, the latest CNN debate results are in: Donald Trump has officially fired Joe Biden!
During the debate, Trump was on fire, delivering zingers and one-liners with the precision of a seasoned reality TV host. Biden, on the other hand, appeared to be struggling to keep up, often looking like he was searching for his cue cards.
Trump's performance was so commanding that it seemed like he was channeling his inner "Apprentice" persona. At one point, he turned to Biden and, with his trademark gesture, declared, "Joe, you're fired!" The audience gasped, and then erupted in laughter and applause.
CNN's post-debate poll showed an overwhelming majority of viewers felt Trump had "fired" up the debate stage, leaving Biden looking more like a contestant who forgot his lines. Social media was ablaze with memes and GIFs of Trump wielding a metaphorical pink slip.
"Donald Trump just turned the debate into an episode of 'The Apprentice,'" tweeted one user. "All that's missing is the boardroom and the theme music!"
In the aftermath, Biden was seen shaking his head and muttering about fact-checking, while Trump basked in the glory of his self-proclaimed victory.
"Who knew debates could be so entertaining?" remarked a CNN analyst. "It was less about policies and more about the spectacle, and Trump was clearly the ringmaster."
So there you have it, folks. In the latest episode of America's political reality show, Trump has once again shown he's the master of the art of the deal... and the debate.
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