Klaus Schwab Tests Happiness with Bugs in Retirement

World Economic Forum founder Klaus Schwab has embraced a minimalist lifestyle in his retirement, embodying the mantra "own nothing and be happy."
Trading his tailored suits for hemp tunics and his gourmet meals for insect protein shakes, Schwab has truly gone back to basics. "I've discovered the joy of simplicity," Schwab declared while munching on a cricket cracker. "There's something liberating about not worrying about material possessions. Plus, these bugs are packed with nutrients!"
Friends report that Schwab now spends his days in a modest eco-friendly cabin, meditating and tending to his organic bug farm. "I never realized how peaceful life could be without all the distractions of wealth and power," he added, smiling serenely. "And honestly, these beetle brownies are to die for!"
His new lifestyle has inspired many of his followers, who are now considering similar moves. "If Klaus can do it, why can't we?" said one enthusiastic supporter. "Turns out, happiness really can be found in the simple things."
Who knew that the secret to a happy retirement could be as easy as owning nothing and enjoying a well-seasoned mealworm stir-fry? 🐛✨

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