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Politicians Found How to Make Money Online

In a stunning turn of events, it appears that politicians have cracked the code on making money online, and it’s all thanks to the wild world of cryptocurrency. The revelation came to light when former President Donald Trump headlined the biggest Bitcoin conference of the year in Nashville on Saturday afternoon.
Despite his previous disdain for the digital currency, Trump announced that if he were to return to the White House, he would ensure the federal government never sells off its Bitcoin holdings. While he didn’t go as far as to propose a formal federal reserve of digital currency, insiders speculate that his newfound interest in Bitcoin may be a sign that he’s discovered the secret to making money online: saying whatever gets you trending.
Not to be outdone, a US senator revealed plans to introduce legislation for a "1-million-unit Bitcoin purchase program." Critics argue this is just a ploy to boost her crypto portfolio, but the senator insists it's all about securing the nation’s financial future—and maybe just a little about getting those sweet, sweet internet points.
It’s a far cry from Trump’s stance in July 2019, when he famously declared he was “not a fan” of Bitcoin, calling it out for being “based on thin air” and warning of its potential to facilitate illegal activities. But hey, everyone knows the real money is in flip-flopping online—it's the digital age’s version of political fundraising.
So there you have it, folks. Forget campaign rallies and kissing babies; the new path to political fortune is through crypto conferences and strategic online pivots. The future is here, and it’s all about those digital coins.

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