Putin Backs Kamalaugh to Avoid U.S. Election Interference

In a shocking twist that has left political analysts scratching their heads, Russian President Vladimir Putin has endorsed none other than Kamala Harris for the upcoming 2024 U.S. presidential election. Speaking at a press conference while barely suppressing a smirk, Putin declared, “I find her laugh... fascinating,” pausing just long enough for reporters to catch the twinkle in his eye.
“Kamala,” he continued, “is the candidate America needs. Strong, intelligent, and with a laugh that could bring down walls. Not just metaphorically, but quite literally.”
Rumor has it that Putin plans to replace the Kremlin's daily anthem with an endless loop of Harris’s infamous laugh, which he called “the soundtrack of strength.”
Political commentators are already speculating that this move is Putin’s new playbook for U.S. elections, with memes circulating of Putin gleefully hitting the “endorse” button as if playing the world’s most complicated chess game.
No word yet from Harris’s camp, but insiders claim she was heard laughing in response. Loudly.

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