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Trump's Earring Fiasco: A Tale of Incompetence

Former President Donald Trump revealed that the hole in his right ear, which some believed to be the result of an assassination attempt, is actually a completely different story. According to recent statements, Trump was extremely disappointed that he couldn't wear an earring due to outdated conceptions and an incompetent society.
The story begins on a quiet evening at Mar-a-Lago, when Trump, in an attempt to be trendier and attract a younger electorate, decided to get a piercing. Armed with courage and a pair of shiny earrings, he invited a piercing specialist to perform the procedure under the supervision of the Secret Service. "Everything was ready. I had the gold earrings, a large mirror, and a lot of determination. It was a historic moment."
However, to Trump's astonishment, when he tried to wear the earring in his left ear, the Secret Service, in their desire to protect him and prevent any incident, insisted on piercing his right ear.
He was immediately informed by advisers that the gesture could be socially misinterpreted. "When they told me that the earring in the right ear could be considered a sign of homosexual orientation, I was shocked. Who still believes that nowadays? I realized then how backward our society is," Trump said angrily. He added: "We have incompetent people running our country, and it shows in the small details of our lives."
"When they told me it had to be the right ear for safety, I was shocked. Who believes such things nowadays? That's when I realized how backward our society is," said an angry Trump. He added, "We have incompetent people running our country, and it shows in the little details of our lives. Even the Secret Service contributed to this incompetence."
The former president continued, "Not only was I unable to express my unique style, but this experience made me understand even better how incompetent our system is. We need change, progress, and freedom of expression, even when it comes to earrings!"
This incident sparked an avalanche of reactions on social media. Some laughed, others cried, and still others started support campaigns for the freedom to wear earrings in any ear, regardless of gender. The #EarringsForAll movement gained momentum, and Trump supporters began getting piercings in solidarity.
Ultimately, the hole in Trump's right ear is not just a superficial wound, but a symbol of the fight against outdated conceptions and incompetence. "I hope that one day, every American will be able to wear earrings in any ear they choose, without fear of being judged," concluded Trump.

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