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Trump Threatens to Jail Zuckerberg in the Metaverse

In a fiery speech today, former President Donald Trump, once again throwing the rule book out the window, issued a stern warning to Facebook (sorry, Meta) CEO Mark Zuckerberg.
"If I'm elected, Zuck's luck is out! Prison! I mean it folks, bigly!" Trump declared at a rally, waving his phone as if it were a gavel.
The crowd erupted into cheers, some waving "Lock Zuck Up!" signs. Others were busy trying to remember if they still had Facebook accounts or if they had switched to Instagram, which is, inconveniently, also owned by Zuckerberg.
Trump accused Zuckerberg of "radical left-wing bias" and "personally banning my most tremendous posts," including, but not limited to, his top-performing meme of him wrestling a bear. "That bear was rigged," he added, though it was unclear if he meant the meme or the 2020 election.
"Zuckerberg! You're going down faster than your stock prices!" Trump shouted. He then pledged to make a new social media platform, "Trumper," where everyone could post "freely, fairly, and frankly."
In a bizarre twist, Trump suggested that Zuckerberg’s own doomsday bunker, reportedly built to withstand anything from stock market crashes to zombie apocalypses, would make the perfect prison. "Mark, you built that bunker? Great job! That's where you'll be staying. Tremendous irony, folks. Tremendous!"
Facing the mounting pressure, Zuckerberg issued a surprising statement: "I apologize for any misunderstandings and promise to rename Facebook to TrumpBook if that’s what it takes to move forward." He then added with a forced smile, "We’re all about building communities, after all."
Trump, in an unprecedented display of magnanimity, announced a change in the penalty. "Alright, folks. Since Mark is renaming Facebook to TrumpBook, I'll let him off a bit easier. Instead of the bunker, he'll serve his time in the Metaverse. A virtual prison for a virtual world. Fair, right? Very fair."

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