Trump Wins the Oscar for Worst Actor

In a plot twist worthy of Hollywood, former President Donald Trump has been awarded the Oscar for Worst Actor after many claim yesterday's assassination attempt was staged. 🎭🏆
Critics and fans alike are buzzing with theories, suggesting the entire event was more scripted than reality TV. "I've seen better acting in B-movies," commented one observer. "It was so over the top, it had to be staged."
Trump, never one to shy away from the spotlight, accepted his dubious award with a smirk. "It's an honor, really. I've always said I could be an actor. Now I've got the proof!" he quipped, holding up his golden statuette.
Adding to the comedy of errors, President Joe Biden chimed in with his usual dose of confusion. "I want to congratulate Donald Harris... I mean, Trump... on his Oscar win. And let's not forget our allies, Putin and uh, Zelesky. It's been quite the week, folks!"
Kamala Harris, now humorously mixed up with Trump, couldn't help but laugh. "Guess I'm running for an Oscar next. Watch out, Hollywood!"
Zelensky: "Do I get an Oscar too? Or is that only for Putin now?"
Putin: "Confusion is my new favorite weapon. Well done, America."

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