
The Earth is a Flat Globe: A New Era of Enlightenment

Greetings, seekers of truth and connoisseurs of controversy!
Today, we stand at the crossroads of one of the greatest debates of our time. Forget about the mundane arguments between flat earthers and globalists; a groundbreaking revelation has emerged: THE EARTH IS A FLAT GLOBE.
Yes, you heard it right! Scientists and philosophers alike have been baffled by this revolutionary concept that unites the wisdom of ancient flat earthers with the modern intellect of globalists. Lets break it down:
Flat Horizon Theory: According to our new paradigm, the horizon appears flat because it is flat. But dont be deceived! This flatness seamlessly curves into a globe, creating a spherical flatness that boggles the mind.
Gravity Schmavity: Who needs gravity when you have the power of belief? In the Flat Globe model, objects fall because theyre just tired of floating around. Its all about vibes, people.
Satellite Sorcery: Those so-called "satellites" orbiting the Earth? Theyre just really high-flying drones operated by pigeons. Yes, the bird conspiracy is real, and theyre in on it too.
Antarctic Enigma: The ice wall of the flat earth and the South Pole of the globe? Same place! Its a magical barrier that loops around, making explorers walk in circles. It's like an icy treadmill of confusion.
NASA's Nonsense: Why has NASA been covering up the Flat Globe reality? Its simple: funding. How else would they get billions of dollars to make space movies?
Join us in embracing this enlightened truth. No longer must we choose between flat or round. Embrace the unity, embrace the Flat Globe!
Stay woke, stay rounded, stay flat.
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