Paris Apocalimpycs Opening Ceremony 2024

Last night, the Paris Olympics kicked off with an opening ceremony that has everyone talking! 🎉 Here's a rundown of the most jaw-dropping moments:
Death Riding a Pale Horse 🏇💀
The ceremony opened with a dramatic entrance by none other than Death itself, riding a pale horse through the stadium. Talk about a grand entrance! Who needs traditional torch lighting when you can have an apocalyptic harbinger?
Drag Queens' Last Supper 👑🍷
In a fabulous twist, the classic Last Supper was reimagined with Drag Queens serving lewks and lip-syncs for their lives! Sparkles, sass, and sacrilege - a combination that left the audience gasping and gagging!
Dancers Dropping Dead 💃🕺⚰️
As the night progressed, dancers put on a performance so intense, they literally dropped dead on stage. But don't worry, it was all part of the act! Just a bit of dark humor to keep things light, right?
Statue of Liberty in Shambles 🗽💔
The grand finale featured a damaged Statue of Liberty, symbolizing... well, we're not entirely sure what. Artistic expression? A comment on current events? Or just a wild way to end the night? Either way, it was definitely memorable! The Paris Olympics have officially set the bar for opening ceremonies - or maybe they've just buried it six feet under. Either way, we can't wait to see what the rest of the games have in store! 🌟

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