The Next Bird Flu Pandemic is Here!
Hold onto your feathers, folks! The birds are back at it again, spreading more than just their chirpy tunes. Introducing the newest and hottest viral sensation: Bird Flu 2.0!
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Symptoms to watch out for:
Excessive chirping - Suddenly, everyone sounds like a bird!
Feather-like hair growth - Time to embrace your inner Big Bird.
Uncontrollable urge to migrate - Cancun, anyone?
π¦ Prevention Tips:
Avoid bird gossip - Itβs contagious.
Wear your bird masks - Beak-shaped for maximum protection!
Stock up on birdseed - You never know when you might get peckish.
Remember, laughter is the best medicine (but maybe stock up on some real medicine too, just in case). Stay safe, stay silly, and keep an eye out for those feathered friends! ππ
Note: This is a parody! If offended, please enjoy the next one. π
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